Tuesday, 9 April 2013

NOBLE IGWE: Letter To My Future Wife



So I stumbled across this letter written by Noble Igwe aka 
Nobs aka Stubborn Biafran soldier (Google him up if you 
want to know more about him) and I felt I should share it. 
Enjoy!!!!! The letter goes thus;

Dear Future Wife,
  I don’t know what you look like, if you are out here or reading
 this right now! If you are, please print this letter and bring it to 
our wedding reception. It will make a good read before our guests.
 They say behind every successful man is a woman. I’ll like to 
say that behind every successful man is a good woman because
 I’ve seen men that have shut down their businesses because 
they got involved with the wrong woman.
    I want to be successful and I need to find you right now 
more than ever. You may not know how much I need you 
but I come home every night with stories that I would love to 
share with someone special. I come home late from clubs 
sometimes wishing you’d be in bed waiting for me to hug 
your warm body. Your slot in my life is so empty it hurts 
because I know you are out there without me.
    I’ve often imagined how you look. Are you dark or fair 
in complexion? Are you Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa? I play 
around with different images in my head but one thing 
stands out, I know you are very curvy.
 Mum can’t wait to meet you and believe me, sometime 
ago she wanted to hook me up with a certain Kunrunmi from 
my village but that didn’t work. Since we are talking about mum, I’ve
 always prayed for a marriage where mum and my wife would 
be best friends. I’ll do everything possible to make sure that 
mum treats you like her daughter. This I promise you.
I still don’t know why I’m writing you but I guess I was motivated 
by Waje’s song “Falling” especially the part that says “If you are
 ever planning on showing up, now would be perfect, now would be good”.

    I totally agree with her that now would be perfect. I‘ve waited for 
long and I need to start loving you on time. I’ve booked my tattoo 
date because I promise to tattoo your name on my back the day 
I’ll propose to you. I’m not scared of having your name on my 
back because when I see you, I’ll know and I promise never to 
leave you. No matter where we are, we must speak to each other every
 day at noon and have lunch once every week when we are in the same
 city. I’ll tattoo your initials on my “wedding ring” finger as a constant 
reminder to all that I belong to you totally and in whole.

    I’ve gone as far as selecting some of our special songs. On our wedding 
day, when you walk into the church, we’ll have Waje signing, “Here
 comes the bride” And just after the exchange of vows, Waje will do an 
accappela of “One Naira”. We’ll walk into the reception with Lami 
performing “Know“ Our first dance together as husband and wife should 
be Banky W’s “Till my dying day" Followed by Darey‘s “With this woman“ 
Then MI’s “God Bless You” And we’ll round our dance up with Wande 
Coal’s “Ololufe”.  I know I’m making all these plans without considering 
you but I’ll be willing to change all or accept any modifications from you
 even though I pray you love them too.
 Is it okay if I tell you certain things about me? I hate hot tea. 
I’m not particular about food; I can eat Indomie, fried egg and
 plantain, 3 times a day for one month without complaining.
 I watch loads of movies and would totally be glad if you enjoy same.
 Dear, I don’t know what you don’t like but I’m totally against hairnet 
and wrapper.I can’t stand both either in the kitchen or in the bedroom. 
We’ll invest in hair wraps.

    I would have said that the maximum cloth size you are allowed 
to get to is 10 but that may sound superficial to other people reading this, 
so I’ll just leave that for us to discuss one on one. I’m Yoruba and we try hard to 
take care of our wives.
    I’ll work hard to make sure you don’t go hungry for one day till your dying day.
 I’ll let you decide the number of kids we’ll have but I don’t think 3 kids will be 
bad and together we can make a happy family of five. It’s 8:45am 17th of Jan, 
2013 and I know you are somewhere out there and it does not matter if you are
 in another man’s arms, when I do meet you, I promise never to let you go.
    I promise to take care of you, provide you with all the reasonable good things 
of life that money can buy.  If you are reading this, please give me a sign. 
Walk up to me on the street and plant a hot kiss on my lips as a sign. I look forward 
to the day I’ll meet you and when I meet you it does not matter where we’ve been
 to or who we’ve been with, we will give each other clean slates to start life 
afresh together as one.
  Someday I’ll go on my right knee with All 4 One‘s “I Swear“ playing in the
 background and I’ll ask you to marry me. When we wake up in the morning, 
we’ll have Az Yet’s “Last Night” on repeat while we have breakfast.

    I’ll write you from time to time to express how much you mean to me.

    Love, hugs and tiny wet kisses,


    Your future husband,

    Nobs aka Stubborn Biafran soldier







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